#niche internet microcelebrity

[anarchist-with-a-crown]

GUYS PLEASE CHECK OUT @machinot THEY'RE SO COOL AND I LOVE THEIR DS STYLE SO MUCH PLEASE PLASE PLEASE

[inaha1lofbullets]

shoutoit to my singular follwer I love u ❤️

[sexygaywizard]

How has my brother had a twitter account for a decade and a half and he still gets 0 interactions on anything he posts. No likes no comments. Like how are you this alone

[annabelle--cane]

my blog is just popular enough that glamorous big name tumblr users consistently follow me back and become my mutuals for a solid four days before realizing "ah, right, this account is not actually good" and unfollowing me again

[cantheykillmacbeth]

Could a desk chair kill Macbeth

Under certain circumstances, yes, a desk chair (or any inanimate object, for that matter) could kill Macbeth. The chances of those circumstances occurring are slim, since there are two big factors that rule out most ways that someone could possibly die to a desk chair:

1.) Using a desk chair as a murder weapon, which does not attribute the kill to the chair itself, but the person who used it.

2.) The desk chair being sentient and animate to a degree, which would be a case-by-case basis depending on who built that specific chair, the chair's identity, etc.

However, Macbeth could die by desk chair if, say, the chair was swept up in a tornado and launched into him. As long as nobody specifically set it up so that the chair would get picked up by the tornado, and the chair doesn't have its own free will, nobody would be attributed the kill other than the chair, which, being an artificially created inanimate object, would apply for at least GC and UBC.

Thank you for your submission!

[eldritchbong]

so when do i submit my url for a star in the walk of fame

just got my first reblog. life is looking up

[500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat]

did i accidentally get the asexual tag to third on the trending page

[calocera]

never realized that youre the op of pet mold spore

yeah :)

[polygamousfistingchaos]

My fans (followers) are called The Goon Army by the way

[arcadekitten]

THIS IS SUCH A SILLY QUESTION BUT!!! Have you ever thought of/considered being a guest at conventions? Like how at cons they have va guests, big cosplayers, game devs, writers, people like that. SORRY IF THAT DIDN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE

That sounds really fun but I don't think I'm anywhere near big enough for something like that!

[bright-and-burning]

had a fucking incredible night btw. walked two miles in the pouring rain in the dark grinning to myself

[bookwyrminspiration]

@everliving-everblaze and I wouldn't have it any other way!

(p.s. you can watch it back here)

[elitheidiot1]

omg yay

[scarycranegame]

SO UH.

FOUND THIS OUT TODAY

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!!!!! :DDDDDD

it means a lot to me that so many people find my silly internet shenanigans interesting enough to get me to 50 entire followers!! it might not seem like a lot compared to other blogs, but to me, it's basically everything. genuinely, you guys are awesome and i appreciate every single one of you

...and that's why i decided to give you guys something in return!! i'd like to present to you...

THE OFFICIAL MEATBRICKS ARCHIVE!

i figured that i'd give something to the people who stuck around for this long first, so here's an official online reupload of every fanfic i've ever written for my dearly departed urbanspook request blog, meatbricks! i hope you guys enjoy, and once again, thank you SO much for being here and supporting me <3

[boag]

My friend’s tiktok about the “guess the employee!!” situation is doing numbers and he just sent me a screenshot of this comment he got on it

[existennialmemes]

Being an Internet Person™ is exhausting.

Anyone know how I can transfer to being an Internet Cat™ instead?